Unlucky DJ's Ain't Rockstars

Some housekeep and help required from the masses. In this day of reality talent shows we felt it would be remiss not to offer some sort of interactive DJ talent search. So we're not going to. Instead, we're going to put together a crew of Melbourne's best up and coming no-name DJ's for a seriously fun measure of who in fact may be the next Ajax or Nick Foley. Coming this August (give or take). If you know someone (p.s. you know yourself foolio) who's rockin' your world let us know - rockstardjme@unlucky.com.au. Please don't be fooled by our pop-culture reference to 'Rockstars' its been around long enough as a try-hard term that its turned a corner, kind of like Game Boys, they were sweet.

The Swiss
2/9

Not much chop coming from Adelaide you reckon?* Last year three dudes bumped into each other walking down the street, one of them wa the drummer from PNAU the other two were degenerate HOBO's with no previous musical experience. Pulling names from a hat they ended up with "The Swiss". A couple of electro-pop-disco tunes later ad they're touring with Parklife for 2010 and all over Triple J like that rash you caught last week...thats right red and itchy. Jordy183 is frothing at the bit and so you should be. Its not cool to play the fool > check out The Swiss myspace.
*Other than our mates from '8 Bit Kidz' + Loot'n'Plunder and that dude PD who takes photos every Thursday (contactable on smileforpd@unlucky.com.au)

Caucasian DeeJay's Sake Party
9/9

The Caucasian DeeJay's are the alchemists of fun who give arms flailing and girls screaming along to hits in the lounge room (aka "The R'n'B room"- although this isn't a strictly accurate description of the musical policy). They are the social lubricant to your late night kiss and to celebrate their awesomeness they themselves have decided they are going to throw a Sake Party! In a nod of respect to the multicultural values of this DJ Duo they will be getting oriental with their drink of choice from the land of the rising sun. Find a red couch at 9PM and get it on to the love of the 'Cauc's'! Arigatou. Sayanara!

Ajax Dance Legend
16/9

Like the coalition of the willing Unlucky and Dance Legend Ajax have formed a long term love. Shock and Awe would be the best way to describe the manifestation of this love, needless to say it works for you too. Ajax has a long history of bringing his own slice of rowdy-dancefloor-love to Unlucky. Look out for the bat signal this Thursday...it represents a call to our very own dark knight - AJAX.

Unlucky Tweets!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE > twitter is for Ashton and Demi, not for Unlucky and not for you. Follow our tweets nowhere. Can't wait for longer than fourteen and a half minutes for your Unlucky fix, don't freak poppet, our doors are open at 9PM every Thursday night rain, hail and fun.

Unlucky Bogan Party ft. The Stafford Brothers
23/9

If you're wet around the ears then you'll only know this night as the stuff of legends. This year is no exception and we've enlisted the assistance of Gold Coast Legends and our own personal heroes The Stafford Brothers. This is the night to drop that rubbish you got taught in the leafy streets where blazers were a must and socks down meant Friday detention. Flannel & Footy rule in the Unlucky backyard in love of all things Aussie and all things Bogan. Dress up is a must and VB Stub's are not only available but compulsary. Entry will most likely be provided free of charge for those in mullett wigs. Get gross. Get bogan. Get Unlucky.